"Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" by Tracey Jordan (Tracey Morgan, "30 Rock")

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My Work & Playlist Top 10 - October 22, 2010

Not bad, but I prefer the Wideboys Remix...and yes that's Emma Watson (Hermione from "Harry Potter")

THIS WEEK	LAST WEEK	WEEKS	TITLE / ARTIST
1	1	8	“Say You Don’t Want It (Wideboys Remix)” (2 Weeks at #1)      One Night Only
2	2	9	“Not Giving Up On Love (Extend Mix)”      Armin Van Buuren & Sophie Ellis Bextor
3	4	7	“Pop Goes The World”      Gossip
4	6	6	“Hang With Me”      Robyn
5	3	8	“Choices” (1 Week at #1)      The Hoosiers
6	5	9	“Show Me What I’m Looking For” (2 Weeks at #1)      Carolina Liar
7	11	6	“Chemistry (Digital Dog Mix)”      The Bang Bang Club
8	10	7	“Get Outta My Way”      Kylie Minogue
9	8	7	“Lonely After All”      Second Sun
10	9	7	“Believer”      Goldfrapp

Explicit photos of underage High School students....er not really, not at all.

The Parents TV Council thinks GQ's no nudity photos of 20something actors from  the TV show Glee, borders on pedophilia. I think PTC President Tim Winter's chastity belt is on too tight.

'borders on pedophilia'...really?  None of the people in the photos are showing genitalia,, or anything you wouldn't see on a public beach, and none of the people are close to being under age.  

I must say...it's in the mind of the beholder.  If the first thing that comes to your mind is pedophilia then you need to do something about your obsessive thoughts.

on the drawing board: holiday cheer

Even though the big day is still a couple months away, many of us are already thinking about ideas for presents and giving gifts, especially that crew up at the North Pole.  My holiday piece this year peeks in on those elves and what they're working on.

on the drawing board: elf motivation

I've noticed that my Christmas/Holiday pieces seem to rotate from romantic to more playful year to year.  This year continues that trend as my pendulum swings toward a more fun themed piece.

New Release: "All the Best Parts"

He had gone to medical school not only to learn, but also with the hope of meeting the perfect man. But while he seldom spent an evening alone, no one ever lived up to his ideals. Oliver had great abs but a flat butt. Karl had incredible legs but not the cutest face. Anthony had the most interesting mind but was a bore in the bedroom. Ever the perfectionist, Victor was not about to settle. Instead he would use his talents to create his dream man, using all the best parts.

I always look forward to doing my Halloween piece. It's a chance to switch things up a bit and explore different styles and themes. While I didn't go too extreme (so not my thing), All the Best Parts is definitely my most gory work to date.

The Original as well as limited edition Gallery and Studio prints are available for purchase at the Special First Day Price through Midnight ET tomorrow.  

My Work & Playlist Top 10 - October 8, 2010

THIS WEEK	LAST WEEK	WEEKS	TITLE / ARTIST
1	2	6	“Choices” (1 Week at #1)      The Hoosiers
2	3	7	“Not Giving Up On Love (Extend Mix)”      Armin Van Buuren & Sophie Ellis Bextor
3	1	7	“Show Me What I’m Looking For (Haji & Emanuel Remix Edit)” (2 Weeks at #1)      Carolina Liar
4	5	6	“Say You Don’t Want It (Wideboys Remix)”      One Night Only
5	6	5	“Pop Goes The World”      Gossip
6	4	10	“Rainbow of Love” (1 Week at #1)      Bob Sinclar featuring Ben Onono
7	10	5	“Believer”      Goldfrapp
8	7	12	“Stereo Love”      Edward Maya featuring Vika Jigulina
9	11	4	“Hang With Me”      Robyn
10	15	5	“Lonely After All”      Second Sun

"Dirty Laundry" exerpt from "Illustrated Men"

Special edition prints of the Illustrated Men stories available for a limited time.

Illustrated Men
1 artist, 15 authors, 16 paintings, 17 short stories 

I'm really excited to have been part of this project. Thanks Michael for including me, and thanks to all who've already emailed me regarding an autographed copy. You guys rock. ~ Veronica   

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Excerpt from "Dirty Laundry"
Short story by Veronica

And there he stood. Nothing on but a gray tank top.

"No underwear?" My voice was meek. I couldn't help but notice.

"You took it all." He folded his arms.

I was embarrassed. Embarrassed that he realized I had taken all his underwear. Embarrassed that I had been such an ass. Embarrassed that he was standing there in only a tank top.

He wasn't embarrassed, even as the comforter guy came back in to get the rest of his blankets.

I looked at the laundry basket, still stuffed with my clothes and his underwear. I tried not to look at him. I tried not to stare. I glanced all around us. The sun was starting its descent in the evening sky. I put my hand onto the basket, into the remainder of dirty clothes for something to hand him. Just something he could cover up with.

He wasn't speaking. Or budging. And he certainly wasn't smiling. He was staring. Just staring. At me.

this sums it up in less than 30 seconds.